Seb: The BNP Awards
Tonight I cannot write for shit. I had this wonderful passage all worked out in my head, a well written piece about the birth of the teenager, mods and rockers, through to punk and acid house, with interesting and insightful comment about why we’ve had no great revolution to call our own. But I’ve sat in front of this big white screen for the past fucking hour and it ain’t happening, so you’ll have to put up with my general ramblings about the past week instead…
Someone released a list of BNP members online! Oops! I had thought that it was simply a list of members names, which would be information enough, but on closer inspection, it turns out we’ve got full access to members e-mail addresses, phone numbers, postal addresses, the lot. I’d thought about posting a link to the list but actually, we’re not here to harrass anyone, we live in a country in which we’re entitled to free speech and thought and this should be respected. However…..we can have a damn good laugh at their expense….I got this from a website of a well known lifestyle magazine…I’m not going to pass it off as my own but it made me laugh….I present to you……THE BNP AWARDS 2008…
BEST EMAIL ADDRESS:
Mr Tim Rudge. scrotaljakhammer666@*******.co.uk
BEST EMAIL ADDRESS (Runner up):
Mr Doug Thwaites. douggyfresh@*******.co.uk
USEFUL SKILLS AWARD (1):
Mr Vernon Atkinson. Activist – Makes kites with BNP logos.
USEFUL SKILLS AWARD (2):
Mr Ronald Anthony Frankland. Activist – Qualified firefighter, farrier, equine dentist. Semi-retired.
BEST ALL ALL ROUNDER AWARD: Mr Rod Chapman. Window cleaner. Former pig farmer. Pagan prison chaplain. Hobbies: growing mistletoe, rune making (wood).
THEY’LL LET ANYONE IN THESE DAYS AWARD: Paul Shaddick. Report from Mike Howson 2/8/07: member describes himself as a witch: potential embarrassment if active.
THE ARISTOCRACY IS ALIVE & WELL AWARD: Lord Adam Murray. angloantiquities@msn.com Activist – Business owner (antiquities). Pubic speaker. Has two suits of medieval 14th & 15th century armour and can joust for rallies.
Can Joust for rallies!? Brilliant! Of course, we should make it clear for legality’s sake that the BNP is a legitimate political organisation and not in anyway affiliated with the National Front. Just like Sinn Fien is a legitimate political organisation and not simply the IRA with a different badge…hmm…
Anyway, moving on before I get myself shot (anonymity, yay!), its nice to welcome Rachel to the DCR team this week. Its good to have a female perspective on things, the 5×5 basement that Liam keeps the DCR team locked in was getting a bit too cock-tastic even for the most open minded amongst us.
Maybe next week I’ll have another crack at the whole revolution essay I was due to bore people with tonight…maybe I’ll just take the piss out of the BNP some more…its decidedly easier.
Much love. Seb. x





